Dear mistress! Very very happy birthday. I love you soooooooooo much! I present you that I won’t fool around for one day and to keep out of mischief. Really!

Found something funny at Prinzzess once again – where the hell does she always find things like that?

Yeaaah, yesterday again it was Bollywood time on RTL2*! And for all those who always laugh at it: Saturday evening with Angi and Tom, on television a Bollywood movie. Tom: “Please, no… Bollywood movies are boring…”

Two hours later. Tom is sitting in front of the telly and barracks for Ram who is beating the hell out of the bad guy. He really deserved that! After all he tried to murder all those college students. However, at the finish I ask Tom: “Was a good movie, wasn’t it!” And grudgingly he confesses that I am right!

The story of “Main Hoon Na“: Ram is an Indian army major as well as his father. Long time ago, the father’s wife left him with their little son Laxman, ’cause Ram, illegitimate son and result of an affair, suddenly appeared, and the father took him in. His wife wasn’t able to live with that, so she left. Now Ram is grown up and like his father he joined the services to forward the project Milaap (unity), a project that is supposed to bring peace between India and Pakistan.

But Ram’s father is shot by a terrorist, Raghavan. His last will on deathbed: He begs Ram to find his wife and son and to reunite the family. So the mission he gets from general Bakshi is really in the nick of time: He shall creep in a college as student and mount guard over Sanjana, the general’s daughter, because Raghavan wants to kidnap her to force capitulation of project Milaap. And Ram’s brother studies at the same college.

So Ram goes back to college, where everybody makes fun of him as he his much older than all the other students. But as time goes by he gains the friendship of Laxman, who is called Lucky by everybody, without telling him that he is his brother. Ram falls in love with his chemistry schoolmistress, Laxman is in love with Sanjana but much too cool to commit, and Sanjana loves Laxman but doesn’t dare to admit. And as if that wasn’t enough, Raghavan creeps in the college disguised as a teacher. He unmasks Ram, and Laxman is hopping mad and forces Ram to leave. Ram is already on his way, when his phone rings: Raghavan took the students hostage and threatens to slay them all.

In the final then we dare to witness Shah Rukh Khan in full action and watch him beating up bad guys and relieving the students before he fights against Raghavan on a roof. Wounded and considerably damaged he finally succeeds beating the runt, and short-time before the whole college is blown up, Laxman arrives with with a copter and rescues Ram. At long last the father’s wish is accomplished, and both brothers disperse the father’s ashes into a river together.

My upshot: Once again a barely lovely Bollywood movie. Action, heartache, laughs, nothing is missing. My favourite scene is ca. during the movies’s last third, when Ram consents to his stepmother to bring back her son and wants to set off to rescue the students, and the mother calls him back and says that she wishes to get back both sons. At that moment Ram knows that she forgave him, and that makes him stronger.

Found this baton on Paraflyer’s Stöckchen-Blog. It’s a bit longer, but very funny!

[FASHION DOLLY]
[X] You have a mobile phone.
[X] You own something from H&M / C&A.
[X] You own something from Pimkie / Orsay / New Yorker etc.
[X] You own branded articles (Dolce & Gabbana / Gucci / Chanel etc.).
[X] You like going shopping.
[X] You like MTV / Viva.
[ ] You like to watch ‘Sex and the City’.
[X] You have ever been called a bitch. And it was meant serious.
[ ] You regularly go to a solarium.
[X] You pay attention to fashion / new trends.

[GOTH]
[ ] Your favourite colour is black.
[ ] You love roses and patchouli.
[ ] You love lacquer / leather / lace / satin / velvet etc.
[X] You have ever thought about death / suicide.
[X] You like to go on graveyards.
[ ] You own something from xtrax.
[X] You like to wear a lot of jewels.
[ ] You have ever used black lipsticks.
[ ] You hate the whole mankind.
[ ] You are an atheist / satanist / proud heathen.

[PUNK]
[ ] You like drinking beer.
[ ] You like chequered things.
[ ] You like rivets.
[ ] You hate commerce.
[ ] You hate authority.
[X] You have / had / want to have blue, pink, red, violet or green hair.
[ ] You like to clobber neo-Nazis / “Gangstas”.
[ ] You wear Doc Martens.
[X] You have got piercings.
[ ] You’re often / always drunk.

[NERD]
[X] You love computers.
[X] You love books.
[X] You like Harry Potter.
[X] You have to wear glasses.
[X] You often get good marks.
[ ] You like to suck up to teachers.
[ ] You don’t care how you look like.
[ ] You always do your homework.
[ ] You like learning.
[ ] You never skip school.

[EMO]
[X] You are often sad / frustrated.
[ ] You have glasses with thick black borders.
[ ] You like points / stripes / stars etc.
[ ] You weep easily.
[ ] You hate being called Emo.
[ ] You have at least one lips piercing.
[X] You ever have written a sad poem and have got a diary.
[ ] You have got an elaborate MySpace layout.
[ ] Your hair is dyed black.
[ ] You have / had blond, pink, violet or red highlights / extensions.

[GANGSTA]
[ ] You love cars.
[ ] You like golden / silver necklaces.
[ ] You were / are in a gang.
[ ] You can rap / breakdance.
[ ] You wear baggy pants and oversized T-shirts.
[ ] You wear your peaked cap slopingly on your head.
[ ] You often say “Yo” / “dude” / “phat” / “butts”.
[ ] You know that Tupac and Biggy are dead.
[ ] You never use headphones, even if you are among people.
[ ] You gesticulate a lot when you’re talking.

[HARDCORE]
[X] You love loud music.
[ ] You like bandanas.
[ ] You liked / like the Ninja Turtles.
[ ] You train your muscles.
[ ] You wear a band shirt almost always.
[ ] Lots of people are afraid of you.
[ ] The Moshpit is your home.
[ ] You have a tattoo on your calf.
[ ] You wear Flesh Tunnels.
[ ] You mostly / willingly wear your pullover’s hood on your head.

I think sadly I’m really a fashion doll. Damned!

Finally having my pages moved, I reinstalled my test blog. It works with WordPress 2.2 and yet it’s absolutely virgin; no posts except for the standard posts after installation, no plugins installed.

I decided to provide the test blog for everybody. Perhaps there’s someone among my readers who would ever have needed a blog for testing, but doesn’t have enough space or databases? However; anybody who wants will get an account for the test blog and FTP access for the folder it’s lying in. Just write a mail using my contact form, and I’ll answer as soon as possible.

An unknown benefactor ordered the Schleich Morgan stallion, Copyright 1997, from my Amazon Wishlist for me! Today it arrived. Isn’t that cute? If you are the stranger, please signal so that I can thank you!

Picture by www.sammelfiguren.de

Finally the day has come! The account for Angi’s World has been upgraded on a larger package, and the rats page is moving now and will be entered as Cname. The intention? Now I have much more SQL databases and eventually I can part the database for blog and Angi’s World. You know, sometimes pages really are loading a bit too slowly here.

At the moment I am uploading all data and trying to install the forum database via sql.zip file, which proves more elusive than I’d have thought. Since the databases are now lying on another domain, the databases’ names have also changed now, wherefore I had to change the name inside the backup file. Furthermore phpMyAdmin creates a backup file with CREATE TABLE command, what you have to delete as the database has to be created in Tuxtools before – otherwise you get an error message that the database user is not allowed to access the chosen database.

Well, the way things are going uploading will take a while anyway, hence I can just wonder if I’ll get it running today. Although, likely not today… ’cause today will be over in ten minutes.

Found this at Prinzzess and thought it’s a good daily closing:

Get your own name in lights at notcelebrity.co.uk.

Yeah! Ulpo posted this ingenious Flash game on Nachtboard*, the hottest board on earth. And that’s how Line Rider works: You draw a line with jumps, hills and whatever else crosses your mind. Then a little manikin with a sledge drives on that line, and if you did a well job, it completely drives through. If not, it falls from the sledge and you can try to change the line for make it working.

There are downright pro lines on Youtube and myVideo. My absolute favourite line:

Admittedly you might ask yourself how he did that. Searching the answer to that question I came across the video author’s website, where you can find an advanced version of the game. With that version you can rather imagine how he carries it off. However this is still no mean feat!

Latest version: SimpsonsHB 2.1

Because I just couldn’t find any solution for the sidebar’s incorrect display, I rewrote the code. Now the boxes should be displayed the right way even in our all favourite browser. And once working on the Theme again I also checked if it’s widget ready.

Features:

• Fully gettexted
• Widgetized
• German language file
• Features Homer & Bart Simpson

Installation:

1. Unpack file.
2. Upload folder “simpsonshb” to wp-content/themes/ .
3. Open WordPress Adminpanel.
4. Click the SimpsonsHB Thumbnail in the themes management to activate the theme. You’re done!

Still I’d be very glad if you’d post your Bloglink so that I can visit your blog.

License:
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/de/deed.en_GB