Found this baton on Paraflyer’s Stöckchen-Blog. It’s a bit longer, but very funny!

[FASHION DOLLY]
[X] You have a mobile phone.
[X] You own something from H&M / C&A.
[X] You own something from Pimkie / Orsay / New Yorker etc.
[X] You own branded articles (Dolce & Gabbana / Gucci / Chanel etc.).
[X] You like going shopping.
[X] You like MTV / Viva.
[ ] You like to watch ‘Sex and the City’.
[X] You have ever been called a bitch. And it was meant serious.
[ ] You regularly go to a solarium.
[X] You pay attention to fashion / new trends.

[GOTH]
[ ] Your favourite colour is black.
[ ] You love roses and patchouli.
[ ] You love lacquer / leather / lace / satin / velvet etc.
[X] You have ever thought about death / suicide.
[X] You like to go on graveyards.
[ ] You own something from xtrax.
[X] You like to wear a lot of jewels.
[ ] You have ever used black lipsticks.
[ ] You hate the whole mankind.
[ ] You are an atheist / satanist / proud heathen.

[PUNK]
[ ] You like drinking beer.
[ ] You like chequered things.
[ ] You like rivets.
[ ] You hate commerce.
[ ] You hate authority.
[X] You have / had / want to have blue, pink, red, violet or green hair.
[ ] You like to clobber neo-Nazis / “Gangstas”.
[ ] You wear Doc Martens.
[X] You have got piercings.
[ ] You’re often / always drunk.

[NERD]
[X] You love computers.
[X] You love books.
[X] You like Harry Potter.
[X] You have to wear glasses.
[X] You often get good marks.
[ ] You like to suck up to teachers.
[ ] You don’t care how you look like.
[ ] You always do your homework.
[ ] You like learning.
[ ] You never skip school.

[EMO]
[X] You are often sad / frustrated.
[ ] You have glasses with thick black borders.
[ ] You like points / stripes / stars etc.
[ ] You weep easily.
[ ] You hate being called Emo.
[ ] You have at least one lips piercing.
[X] You ever have written a sad poem and have got a diary.
[ ] You have got an elaborate MySpace layout.
[ ] Your hair is dyed black.
[ ] You have / had blond, pink, violet or red highlights / extensions.

[GANGSTA]
[ ] You love cars.
[ ] You like golden / silver necklaces.
[ ] You were / are in a gang.
[ ] You can rap / breakdance.
[ ] You wear baggy pants and oversized T-shirts.
[ ] You wear your peaked cap slopingly on your head.
[ ] You often say “Yo” / “dude” / “phat” / “butts”.
[ ] You know that Tupac and Biggy are dead.
[ ] You never use headphones, even if you are among people.
[ ] You gesticulate a lot when you’re talking.

[HARDCORE]
[X] You love loud music.
[ ] You like bandanas.
[ ] You liked / like the Ninja Turtles.
[ ] You train your muscles.
[ ] You wear a band shirt almost always.
[ ] Lots of people are afraid of you.
[ ] The Moshpit is your home.
[ ] You have a tattoo on your calf.
[ ] You wear Flesh Tunnels.
[ ] You mostly / willingly wear your pullover’s hood on your head.

I think sadly I’m really a fashion doll. Damned!

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