Found this baton on Stöckchen-Blog and absolutely had to answer… er, question it. Really funny. The baton is the wrong way round, that means: The answers are given and you have to fabricate the attendant questions. Simply wrong way round.

Please question the following answers.

1. When did you have your first drunken stupor?
   At one and a half. My parents were extremely delighted.
2. List eight things you wouldn’t even do for a million.
   Blog, drive dodgem car, give out advertising handouts in a pedestrian zone, breed beans on the balcony, tinker chestnut hubbies, play polo, paint easter eggs with christmas themes, meet friends.
3. Where is the Eiffel Tower?
   In Peking.
4. Did you ever have a near death experience?
   Yes. The last time I had a gun in my hand, I nearly shot the funfair man.
5. How often do you comb your hair?
   About three or four times a year. More often won’t do, too stressful.
6. When did you look for your hair’s colour the last time?
   Very long ago. Ten or eleven years, I think.
7. Which award would you confer on your grandma for her apple cherry pie?
   The economic Nobel Prize.
8. What is the german Federal President’s name?
   Er, let me do a lot of thinking. Perhaps Boris Becker? Mahatma Gandhi? Oh well, I’ve got it: Ursula von der Leyen.
9. When did you cut your toenails the last time?
   In October 2006.
10. What is your real name?
    Honestly, this question I wouldn’t even answer to my best friend. Much less to totally unknown people.

To look upon humorous. *g* For those who want to take the baton, please attend: The answers are given, conceive the questions!